All Aboard! Hot Mess is leaving the station!

Please be advised that the following may affect those with sensitive dispositions, closed minds, or weak stomachs. This blogger has no fucks left to give and already deals with enough bullshit all day, err day.
This warning will be posted visibly for all to see in the new future.

 (I'm new here, okay guys!💁) 

While visiting us here at what I like to affectionately call, |

🚂The Hot Mess Express🚂

with only one station on its tracks.

Welcome to the 
Shit Show
station!

I know some of you are thinking

but look who's still here, eh?

 You can expect the following: Real-life tales, anecdotes, stories, and occasionally just some ranting from an apartment manager. All identifying names and characteristics will be changed to prevent anyone involved from being terminated, embarrassed, or stalked from what may be written on this blog. 

I promise 95% of what you read will be shocking, hilarious, disgusting, and truthful.  I may occasionally slip in a story I heard from a colleague which I cannot guarantee is 100% truth (we all like to embellish a bit.) 

I am a manager, housekeeper, accountant, therapist, babysitter, friend, enemy, tour guide, sales rep, investigator, groundskeeper, dog walker, money stealer, chef, party planner, painter, tattler teller, and occasionally the snitch who ruins everyone's fun. But to include all the hats I wear for work, (and some I'm just accused of,) 

I am the conductor of 🚂The Hot Mess Express🚂.

For the sake of anonymity, you can call me, Conductor JB Cross. If you've made it this far, you are a trooper. I hate to let you down, but I don't give a shit😉.

Thanks for stopping by! I plan to be back tomorrow, but you what they say about best-laid plans. 

Until next time, thank you for riding 
🚂The Hot Mess Express🚂.
While exiting the shit show station back into the town of S.S.D.D. , please beware of the side effects on staying too long, SSDD has been known to cause: sadness, bad decisions, boredom, accidental pregnancy, sensitivity to other's words, key board warriors, AND may cause you to lose where you left your fucks.

Make sure to visit
🚂The Hot Mess Express🚂
to receive your infusion of other people's SSDD to distract from the pain of your own. Please submit any and all complaints to anyone but me, because